Oh What A Night

My clothes and all my makeup smeared

I'm looking crazy

Got numbers on my hand

I'm such a freaking lady

My mouth is dry

I'm feeling kinda grimmy

'Cause I got this sign open to remind me

Oh what a night, oh what a night

Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime

And I got myself too drunk to drive

Oh what a night

I left my car parked at the club

Woke up in the morning can't find my truck

I barely made it home alive

Oh what a night

My rommie says I bought the club a round on my tab

And I was so far gone she had to call me a cab

But I won't let nobody tell me nothing

'Cause all in all I had that party rocking

Oh what a night, oh what a night

Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime

And I got myself too drunk to drive

Oh what a night

I left my car parked at the club

Woke up in the morning can't find my truck

I barely made it home alive

Oh what a night

Well maybe I was trippin'

Just a little who am I?

Kidding, hanging with the boys too long

And I quit sipping

Look at me buying bottles

It's for my team

I don't do it for the models shit

I still remember hanging at the bar

Hoping I could get a drink or two

From a player or a star

And now I got my money in the ballas

I'll take your number but I'll probably never call you 'cause

Baby, I'm a lil' bit buzzed

And right now you look good in this club

But it could be a whole 'nother side

When they turn on the light,

They turn on the light

Oh what a night, oh what a night

Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime

Done got myself too drunk to drive

Oh what a night

I left my car parked at the club

Woke up in the morning can't find my truck

I barely made it home alive

Oh what a night

Oh what a night, oh what a night

Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime

Done got myself too drunk to drive

Oh what a night

I left my car parked at the club

Woke up in the morning can't find my truck

I barely made it home alive

Oh what a night

I hate to be a quitter,

But I'm thinking 'bout my liver

And the liquour that I give it

Is gonna kill me even quicker

And I'm already a natural disaster

Don't need nothing to be taking me no faster, yeah

I really gotta go and see my pastor

What a night