We Need Love

Hey, what a great day for a swim

Yeah. Why are you wearing a shirt

Too many hickeys on my neck

Oh. The girl I was with last night scratched my back

So you've also been having sex

Yeah

We need love, not meaningless sex

You've got a round butt? We're not impressed

So many girls wanna get in our pants

But we're not whores. We need romance

Hey girl (girl), you look good

I want you to know that I would - do you

Frequently. Like riding my hog, it's nothing to me

You're wearing a bra, but soon you won't

Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don't

When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours

Say "Do I make you horny, baby?" - Austin Powers

My ocean's got motion, but also girth

The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth

I'm a butt man

And I like boobs

Put them together, and we like you

I don't care that you're overweight

I see your soul, and you look great

We love all colors, shapes, and sizes

Except Steve's new girlfriend, who's a fucking slut

We need love, not meaningless sex

You've got a round butt? We're not impressed

Just two Don Juans looking for amour

It could be you if you're not a whore

I'm Guy #1, I'll massage your back

Or if you prefer, I'll squeeze your rack

If it's your time of the month, I'll call it a night

I'm Guy #2, I don't run red lights

If I was with you, I'd need at least 10 rubbers

Your poo-tang stank, I don't need another lover

I wear condoms too, but when they break, it's bad

Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad

Cause we're the freaks of the industry

You a freak, Guy 1

Oh you got that, G

What about you, Guy 2

Yes. Me. Too

I always get consent before I screw

I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you

Champagne, waterbed, satin covers

There you have it - another satisfied lover

We need love, not meaningless sex

You got a round butt? We're not impressed

We're two Cassanovas, not pieces of meat

But pull down our pants, you'll like what you see