Zombie Love Song

Well, you don't know me, baby

But I've seen you around

It might seem kind of crazy but I'm just new in town

And now I wonder what you think If I said

Hey look, I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook

Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to

Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?

You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly

But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie

I knew you'd be surprised

You can bet that I may not be alive

But I sure as hell ain't dead inside

What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm

You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm

And brains are all I've eaten all week, it's true

But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you

So let me take you to Wendy's, you deserve it

Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby

Ain't nobody perfect

I'll chase you through the yard

And all through the house into the dark

Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

I've never been so true

But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you

Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

Baby, sometimes I bite and you can bet

That I've got an appetite for human flesh

I'll always be near though, you'll have to accept

That when I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected

'Cause I fell in love with you

And I'm undead but you make me feel alive

And when I chase you through the graveyard

It feels like foreplay (It feels like foreplay)

If I'm lying, I'm dying and I speak truly

When I say I love your mind, I'll take brains over beauty

We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie

When I teach you how to zombie

(Teach you, teach you how to zombie)

And everybody will love you and you can sing along

To this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song

So give me a chance, girl, you know I'll be worth it

Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby

Ain't nobody perfect

I'll chase you through the yard

And all through the house into the dark

Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

I've never been so true

But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you

Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

Brains, brains

(Brains, brains)

Brains, brains

I'll chase you through the yard

And all through the house into the dark

Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

I've never been so true

But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you

Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains