Dirty Deeds

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head

He's givin' you the blues

You wanna graduate but not in his bed

Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone

I'm always home

Call me anytime

Just ring three sixty two four three six o

I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps on naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone

And leave her alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee I'm happy to play

Your night time plan

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap