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Ha ha Yo, that last one was amazing, them boys is hot!

God damn, yes they was

Let me just formally thank y'all

Before we bring out the last guests of the evening (Thank you)

We just wanna say thank you (Thank you, thank you)

For coming out to the 16th annual "His Or Hers Potluck"!

16, It's been 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 16 (It's been 16 years?)

God damn (16 years, motherfucker)

And Jessica, let me tell you something about them yams, baby girl

You leave that Tupperware around here

I'm gonna have to put my dick in it and impregnate your yams

'Cause I'm going to fuck them yams up, baby girl (Woo, hoo hoo)

Sweet ass yams, (God damn)

Jesus Christ, God damn

Let me, Okay

Well, the last headlining group of the night

They go by the name of "BROCK" ("BROCKHAMPTON") "BROCKHAMPTON" yes

These boys is coming straight out of southeast Texas (South Texas, yeah)

Hotter than chicken grease (Woo!)

These motherfuckers, I'm going to say the name 1, 2, 3 times

(Yeah, let the names off they cause, listen because)

BROCKHAMPTON, BROCKHAMPTON, BROCKHAMPTON

The thing is about BROCKHAMPTON, is that it's a group

But it's a bunch of niggas in there (It's they, it's they)

It's a bunch of lil niggas in there

So go up on the names, my man

Okay, let me tell you, It's uh Kevin Abstract (Kevin Abstract, yup)

Joba (Yup)

Matt Champion (Yup)

Ameer Vann (Okay)

Merlyn Wood (Okay)

Dom McLennon (Dom McLennon, okay)

And my personal favorite (Who's that?)

Rodney Smoothback Tenor (Ooh, Rodney smooth as hell, let me tell y'all)

God damn

Rodney smoother than some motherfucking butter on some toast

let me tell ya'll, baby girl

Also, wait, there's one more on the card

Okay, we got, we got this boy, uh, ah, Bearface (Bearface, yeah)

Bearface, yes, that's his name

I don't think he's from around here

He sounded like he was from Scotland

One of them niggas from the last Highlander movie

Where the fuck is Scotland?

I don't know man

What the fuck is a Scotland? (It's somewhere near Greenland)

Or Iceland

He, Yeah, he, he not from here y'all, he, he from the,

Ah, the eh, the, not the America (Mhm)

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