Asgore Runs Over Dess With Lyrics (Full Version)

Driving in my car right after a beer

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer

DUI? How about you die?

I'll go a hundred miles an hour

Little do you know, I filled up on gas

I'ma get your fountain-making ass

Pulverize this fuck with my Bergentrück

It seems you're out of luck

Truck

Gears to my right, beer in my left hand

Leaving my seventh red light in the past

Sorry Miss Undyne, I don't yield to signs

The king has come to drive

Tires burning rubber, skidding off the ground

Breaking all laws known to monsterkind

I don't give a fuck, I won't slow down

Soon you will fall behind

Cracking a cold one with my steering wheel

Flashing my headlights, just to see you scream

When against my chariot, you'd better kneel

For the King's blowing steam

Engine roaring loud, diesel in my veins

Swerved into the curb, the end has only pain

Foot is on the gas, no mercy for the deer

My windshield is turning red

Oh, I still had a six-pack left to down

But you're already gone

I hope Toriel won't divorce my sorry ass

For running over this stupid deer with two tons of pure Bergentrück

Truck