How Bad Can I Be?

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle of nature (Principle of nature)

That almost every creature knows

Called survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest)

And check it this is how it goes

The animal that eats gotta scratch

And fight and claw and bite and punch

And the animal that doesn't

Well the animal that doesn't

Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch

(Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)

I'm just sayin'

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

There's a principle in business (Principle in business)

That everybody knows is sound

It says the people with the money (People with the money)

Make this ever-loving world go 'round

So I'm biggering my company

I'm biggering my factory

I'm biggering my corporate sign

Everybody out there, take care of yours

And me? I'll take care of

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine (Shake that bottom line)

Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke (Smogulous smoke)

Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop)

Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop

Come on how bad can I possibly be?

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just building an economy

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

Just look at me pettin' this puppy

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

A portion of proceeds goes to charity

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be? Let's see

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

All the customers are buying

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

And the money's multiplying

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

And the PR people are lying

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

And the lawyers are denying

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

Who cares if a few trees are dying?

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

This is all so gratifying

How bad...

How bad can this possibly be?