Suite for Beaver Pt. 2

We're not gonna play any hip-hop tonight

Aw, shit. Yeah, that's right

Ha, that sounds nice

That's right. What's going down? Yeah, alright. Okay

See, I think I'll just...

Go to the studio today... What? Yeah. Ho! What's going down, bro? Yeah, I can feel ya. Yeah, man, you promoting still? Alright. It's okay

We partying... we partying...

Yo... yo... what's up with you, fool? Haaaaa. This fool Thes One. Ay-yo, what's up, Thes?

I walk in, talking to friendly faces in my aces

Drinking beer, smoking beedis in the back where the bass is

The place is packed, doubly stacked with ladies of nice asses

The only ice rocked is in glasses (alright)

I move on, the DJ rocks a new song

People flooding the dance floor, just to get their groove on

To that old funky and tough, the speaker bump buff

JB horns blowing, they throw in some black stuff

And the crowd goes nuts like a disco dream

Seat reserved for Thes, candlelit, table is clean

The brown wicker chair, looking like Al Green

Sitting back, legs crossed, straight checking out the scene

(Oh no!)

Crowd looking and slinging to Eddie Bo

While I'm walking to the bar 'cause my drink's getting low

I need a Long Island Iced Tea, double, no ice

Something fruity for these two cuties 'cause they look nice

They giggle and they whisper, her friend called me Mister

Thes One of the P, she's getting geeked, so I kissed her on the cheek

Double stepped in (Yeah, what's up, y'all?)

I see these pretty dudes eyeballing from the wall and I stepped back

(Man.) This is a family party! We don't act ill

So I'mma tell these young punks that they gots to chill

Woah, they say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill

People Under The Staircase dropped, ya feel?

I'm smelling like dope and I'm shooting for more

Eyes glued to the nookie moving slow on the floor

I say she hella sexy and her friends were markable

Conversation was rolled up... yeah, sparkable

But wait, here come my nigga from the big bad Heights

Said he had to stash the yee so it won't be no fights

See, real niggas do it right 'cause we partying, y'all

Don't need no flowers on the wall, I need a glass that's tall

Full of the "Strong" Island to get the KK wiling

I spot Thes One with some freaks and they smiling

I slide to the bar, being the coolest, ya dig?

Tell my man, "The usual, plus a shot for the kid"

He did his bartender thizzle, got my order in a jif

He spotted suckas looking cool like they wanna get with me

But, man...

?? these guys, man

I ain't dosed with these dudes, you know what I'm saying?

They don't understand...

They don't even know... you know?

But... check it out, ladies

All the girls... tuh...

Uh huh...

So they can see where we...

Alright, dog...

Yo... see, this is my house, and I know everybody here

We all bubbly like the beginning of the year on the eve

Turn that shit off, I ride rougher than that, my pride's tougher than that

My niggas kicking raps in the corner, I jump in, like

"Hop hop hippy" to the "you don't quit", Double Mike is legit

I get pounds from my friends, I do the Flavor Flav and I jet

Then get my whistle wet, but, oops, I couldn't forget

Yo, remember that light-skinned, big Freak of the Week

Walked up, feeling like one of the members of Chic

I said, "Baby, I'm full of 'Good Times', let me touch your '(Funny) Bone'

Is it cool if we go home together?"... "Whatever," she smiled

Yo, I could tell she was playful like a child

I grabbed her hand, said "C'mon, it's time to party down!"

You know?

I know you wanna party down right?

Hey! What's up, Mike?

Hey, is that your friend over there? You tell her to come on over here and get with the program, okay?

Hey, Mike. Man, I'm glad you came through, man. Did you have a ball or what, man?

I know, here's my boy Thes One. Don't be afraid, he don't bite. Yeah, he fresh, know what I'm saying?

Aw, naw. Now, I see you with the lady and all, man, but check me out, man, I got to talk to you for a minute, man, yo, I'm glad you came through

Yeah, now, he don't bite either...

Now, ya- now, look, lady, I ain't gonna bite ya, it- Yo, check it out. Big Mike, what's going down?

Yeah... that's right... well, can- can ya dig it?

She can dig it, man. Just cool out

Let's go outside for a minute, have a smoke with me

Hey, Mike, where ya going, man? Fuck it, I'mma party then, yo! Shit!

Alright, Thes One, you be cool

Look, ma- yo, what's up, Chris? Yo, com- aw, shit...

Yeah, yeah...

I'mma go get me a lady, man... yeah, party, party... hey, this was a real cool party, y'all... made a whole lot of money at the bar... yeah... these tables is fucked up! Oh...