Audience Of One

Sunday nights that you want a

Black velvet cake

Sweet heart can bargain

Half price mistakes

She will go down with her ship

Like a good captain

You're sitting on the dock playing for

An audience of one

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Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors

Get a call from an old friend

She never like them before

He will drive all over three lanes

You sit tight, shotgun

When she rifles waving for

An audience of one

You came out from the country

Wearing momma's clothes

You were born in the city

Daddy's dominos

You need a record you can move to

Well we got one

Drop the needle

We are playing for an audience of one

Drop the needle

We are playing for an audience of one

One gets all of you, two jealous

Three get even less

Four divides you up then you're left

Pleasing all your guests

Reach out your pointed finger

And touch the globe

Spin around and where it stops

You've got to pack your bags and go

Land in the Mohave Desert

Sing for the sun

Three's too many when you're playing for

An audience of one

Two's too busy when you're playing for

An audience of one

One is the only way playing for

An audience of one

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