I'm a Fuckin Wizard

Well my name is mc chris i kick microphone spit

Not on the stage im a mage i amaze with my mits

With my digits there's no limits cast incantations and spells

Warlocks and wizards feel blizzards or face the fires of hell

I come correct protect the party with a field of force

Whether its journeys or tourneys i curse kings and courts

So put down your missiles and your pistol precursors

Im a mercenary adversary im a sorcerer surfer

All usurpers are my supper i make them suffer setbacks

So you better get back i'll put a jinx on your jet pack

Im an arcane pain some say my sanity's waning

My presence is unpleasant ill give your essence a draining

Im not complaining but im gaining better pick up the pace

I warcraft for laughs put my staff in your face

You want proof i'll say sooths over amulets and talismans

I'll bewitch your battle plans just pass me the chalice man

Im a fucking wizard i will fuck up your shit

Put the mage on every page and you just wrote up a hit

Im a graph paper god when im loungin im lit

Better check your behavior im the savior favorite

Im a fucking wizard don't make me wiggle my fingers

I will leave you with a lesson when your questin that lingers

So don't make me wrinkle my nose or twinkle my toes

Yes im surrounded by sparkles but i will fuck up all foes - i'm a wizard

Im an oracle of omens i tell fortunes read palms

Im the necromancer with answers carry on and stay calm

My origin's opaque i never escaped a broken home

But i take place in martin manuscripts and distant tolkien tomes

Im an angel with an angle and i advise you not to tangle

I'll leave you bruised and mangled with shackles on your ankles

I will not yield i have shields i will repel every attempt

Every object you project i will reject and resend

I'll put a hex upon your horde i'll science your alliance

I'll trounce your troop and graze you group if you stoop and show defiance

Not venereal but ethereal i will voyage then vanquish

An antagonistic mystic that leaves thieves in anguish

Whether it's a warrior of merit or a druid or cleric

I will clean up with my team up that is simply homeric

No matter what the mission all adventures are elementary

Less your lethal i'll call eagles been my sentries for centuries