Neville

I am the chosen one no need to hold a gun

I take you there like a double Decker bus does

I am a Gryffindor stand up to Voldemort

I break it up like it was horcruxes

Loved by the kitchen staff I'm why the Weasleys laugh

Know my way around in fact I memorized marauders map

If you have to ask what it's like and how longs it last

Kinda sorta felt like wearing a flaming sorting hat

Name is Neville I'm a rebel don't worry about detention

Did I fail to mention that my specialties suspension

As in getting lifted I'm a hippy comes to Hogwarts hookups

I'm the kid you look up when you feel like getting shook up

I got cockroach clusters I got them chocolate frogs

I got every flavor made by that babe Bertie Botts

I got what you want I got what you need

I got those wizzy beats so fizzy you say wizard please

I'm summoned with a spell cause pagers are prohibited

You can go to hell if you think my times unlimited

I'll meet you by the willow kid if you prefer the forest

Just bring that goblin gold and don't wake Mrs. Norris

I am the chosen one no need to hold a gun

I take you there like a double Decker bus does

I am a Gryffindor stand up to Voldemort

I break it up like it was horcruxes

They say that I am lacking and I ain't up to snuff

Snapes always on my case cause he secretly sucks

It's hard remembering stuff I think my brain has been wiped

Like I might have seen some shit that would scar you for life

So they think that I'm a fuck up and it's brilliantly clever

So many things I can't remember like where's my toad Trevor

Can I ask for the password I fear I have forgotten

Call me Neville longbottom I leave every bong rotten

Love treacle, buckbeak elf eye to Ireland

Meet me at the one eye'd witch or room of requirement

Step back catch a cactus blast of my stinksap

Chill Dumbledore is down in fact he likes a fat sack

If you want a break from the stress and the studies

Holler at you're buddy and I'll make you feel funny

I'm the pudgy pure blood packin unicorn power

Up in the highest tower where I fire up my flowers

*Coughing*

"This is stupid guys

This is stupid we're wasting our money

We should be using magic"

I am the chosen one no need to hold a gun

I take you there like a double Decker bus does

I am a Gryffindor stand up to Voldemort

I break it up like it was horcruxes