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What do you get if you fall in love?

A pin to burst your ex's bubble

A diamond ring; brand new trouble

From passionate to paranoid

But I'll fall in love again

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Fun-loving couple seek disco diva

Quietly professional; non-smoker

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New to the area; upwardly mobile

Educated female seeks Adonis

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What do you see when he turns out the lights?

A skin parade of his old lovers

Sliding underneath the covers

Another notch upon the bedpost of life

But I'll fall in love again

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Charming, well-bred, debonair sophisticate

Unexpectedly re-available

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Rugged, handsome, virile stallion

Two-faced, impotent, spineless reptile

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Meanwhile...

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What becomes of the broken hearts?

They take revenge then feel much better

Send you death threats in a letter

Intimate pictures on the internet

But I'll fall in love again

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Attractive divorcee, teen-aged children

Looking for a knight in shining armour

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Recent widower, young at heart

Seeks lady ballroom dancing partner

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Company director, likes light opera

Looks unimportant - must send photo

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Old-fashioned romance, perfect chemistry

Uninhabited afternoons free

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