Etienne

So he decided the best way to end his life was to have a heart attack

He thought he could induce the heart attack by running a very fast way for a sizable distance

Going as far as he could until he dies

So he set out to run as hard as he could

He ran, and he ran until he was exhausted, and he collapsed, but he didn't die

So the next night he tried the same thing, and he ran again, and he still didn't die

So he tried again the third night, and then the fourth and the fifth

And after this had been going on for a week

He felt so good that he didn't want to kill himself anymore