She's So Modern

La-la-la-la

She's so 20th century

She's so 1970's

She knows the right things to say

She's got the right clothes to wear

Cos she's a modern girl, oh yeah

A modern girl yeah, ga-ga-ga-ga-ga.

A modern girl, oh yeah.

And Suzie is a jewel,

She flashes when she smiles.

She's cunning and she's clever

She's got the lowdown in her files.

Magenta is the best

You know whe really makes me laugh

She's always tryin' her impressions

She wants to be a photograph, I gotta say now

She's so 20th century

She's so etc...

Jean confided to me

She's Mona Lisa's biggest fan

She drew a mustache on her face

She's always seen her as a man

And Charlie ain't no Nazi

She likes to wear her leather boots

Cos it's exciting for the veterans

And it's a tonic for the troops.

She's so 20th century, oh yeah.