SAD SOB STORY! :)

If lying was a talent, baby, you'd be an expert

I said that I could manage, fuck, I didn't need a lecture

And you're so sick that you made me miss my

Best friend's birthday 'cause you hated how she pointed out

That the jokes that you made about me weren't even ever really that funny

They were just to put me down

I'm so glad we're over

No more fighting, then trying, then fighting again

You can keep the damn sofa

'Cause I never liked the orange, but you hated the red

Guess I had to let you go to know that I didn't need you in the first place

Life's about learning and it can show you that the hard way

But I don't stalk your Instagram 'cause I don't care to know, mate

Who you've been sleeping with's no longer my business

And damn, it feels good, it feels great, I've moved on but I just wanted to say

Best of luck to you and I hope you're happy someday

But keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway

You can keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway

You can keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway

If being mean was a habit, you must be addicted

It's hard to imagine what world you think you live in

'Cause if you didn't win, you'd throw the closest thing to you

Or punch your fist through the wall like it was made of sand

Darling, you're mad, worse than my dad

You should get therapy, or a punching bag

And I'm so glad we're over

No more trying, then fighting, then fighting again

And you can keep the damn sofa

'Cause I never liked the orange but you hated the red

So I had to let you go to know that I didn't need you in the first place

Life's about learning and it can show you that the hard way

But I don't stalk your Instagram 'cause I don't care to know, mate

Who you've been sleeping with's no longer my business

And damn, it feels good, it feels great, I've moved on but I just wanted to say

Best of luck to you and I hope you're happy someday

But keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway

You can keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway

You can keep your sad sob story-

I had to let you go to know that I didn't need you in the first place

Life's about learning and it can show you that the hard way

But I don't stalk your Instagram, I don't care to know, mate

Who you've been sleeping with's no longer my business

And damn, it feels good, it feels great, I've moved on but I just needed to say

Best of luck to you and I hope you're happy someday

But keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it, I won't read it anyway

You can keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it, I won't read it anyway

I won't read it anyway

Yeah, yeah-yeah

Yeah, yeah