Come to the Circus

Come to the circus while you can

We've got a grand disaster plan

It's sure to stimulate your glands

So pop your pooper in the stands

Well, step inside our circus tent

You'll wonder where your money went

You want to see the circus freak

Well, step inside and take a peek

We'll show you things your mother never showed you

Locked up in the recess of your mind

Wet fingers held up to the wind

Relax and let us slide them in

For if we do, you just might come again

So leave behind your lowly job

And throw your lot in with our mob

And though you may find we're perverse

Well, it could really be much worse

And though you may end up insane

You know you'll barely feel the pain

You see we burrow in your brain

So trying to flee is quite in vain

We'll show you things the outside world won't dare to

Crawl up from that hole in your behind

We're different than a TV set

You need to think, you got that yet

For if you don't, your life will pass you by

We'll show you things your mother never showed you

Locked up in the recess of your mind

Wet fingers held up to the wind

Relax and let us slide them in

For if we do, you just might come again

You'll come again, remember when