Introduction (Titles)

[Verse 1:]

Everybody wanna know where the fuck I been at

I been in fuckin Pembroke with the fuckin skin rash

On edge sippin from a keg of vinegar

Playin Simon sez alone collecting pez dispensers

Stalking Megan Fox sending death threats

She see's my silhouette then I jet set

Selling breast sweat in water bottles, lost the lotto

Reading Robert Frost to this lip glossed mullato

Hit Teresa up for bootie flicks

Hacking phones, I'm the one that leaked Vanessa Hudgens nudie pics

Accident prone spilled cologne on my laxatives

Signed to the Roc shortly after Mickey Factz did

Coke and vicodin smoking right in your face

Boat rides in Kuwait, ghost writing for Drake

Been around the world eleven times

Built a cloning machine, created seven Kevin Federlines

Thumb twiddling never sicker than ever

I had to disappear so I could get my shit together

[Chorus:]

Somebody tell me where Danny is

He's prolly fighting a giant squid

Somebody tell me where Danny was

I bet he's in Brooklyn selling drugs

Hey Danny where have you been at

[Verse 2:]

I been trying to collect this ransom for Scarlett Johannsen

Camping in Stedmands mansion dancing with Ted Danson

Stealing beats to sell em to Charles Hamilton

Just to start scandals and shit samples get flipped

Snortin coffee beans in a green trough

Thinking obscene thoughts in Jimmy Iovine's loft

And I jotted em down emailed the script to Kelsey Grammar

A sitcom about phone sex with Chelsea Handler

It Flopped

Then I tried to bring the side hop? back

In purple knickerbockers shoppin at the crock-pot shack, ya dig?

Raising seven illegitimate kids

With Ashley Olsen hoping they all go into showbiz

Plagiarizing screen plays for Jean Grey

Did a benefit concert with Green Day for free hey

Thumb twiddling never sicker than ever

I had to disappear so I could get my shit together

[Chorus:]

Somebody tell me where Danny is

He's probably doin a ten year bid

Somebody tell me where Danny was

I think he's dating Ashley Judd

Hey Danny where have you been at?

[Outro:]

God damn

I'm tired of ya'll niggas askin where the fuck I'm at

When it comes out nigga

2009, D-Swain, we outta here man