Bastard Wants to Hit Me

He says he knows me

But I don't know that guy

He's waving at me but he looks kind of mad

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me

He's waving me over so he can hit me

But I don't know that guy

And I'm not going over there

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me

How have we come to this pass?

How can I get to my car?

Climb in, turn the ignition

Pull onto the highway, where I am free

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me

He's waving me over so he can hit me

And who the hell is he?

I can't believe this is happening

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me