Loser, Baby

So things look bad and your back's against the wall

Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless

You're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall

Can't face the world sober and dopeless

You've lost your way

You think your life is wrecked

Well, let me just say, you're correct (wait what?)

You're a loser, baby

A loser, goddamn baby

You're a fucked up little whiny bitch (hey)

You're a loser just like me (thanks, asshole)

You're a screws loose, boozer

And only one star reviewser

You're a power bottom at rock bottom

But you've got company (this suppose to make me feel better?)

There was a time I thought that no one could relate

To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged

But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight

We're all living in the same shit sandwich

I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak (eh eh)

And you think that makes you unique?

Get out of here, man

We're both losers, baby

We're losers, it's okay to be a

Coked up dick suckin' ho?

Baby, that's fine by me

I'm a loser, honey

A schmoozer and a dummy

But at least I know I'm not alone

You're a loser just like me

I've got an appetite for gambling

I've got an appetite for sampling

Every drug and sex toy I can find

Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on

I got no holes left to deflower

I sold my soul to save my power

Now I'm on that demon's leash

I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

You're a loser, baby

A loser but just maybe if we

Eat shit together

Things will end up differently

It's time to lose your self loathing

Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby

Play your card, be who you are, a loser

Just like me