Never Trust a Man (Who Plays Guitar)

So I dip this pen in arsenic

I write a song for every president

That won't ever get shot in the face

And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives

Head down to the court house

With one chord, I level the place

But hasn't anybody learned

Don't ever trust a man who plays guitar

The day I rob a banks the first day I'm not lying

To you or me about what I believe

So when I die then let my gravestone read

Rest in peace, funk no pulses no

Is no excuse not to dance

If I live then let my heart be

Like a beating picket line

They'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab

Hasn't anybody learned

The last who make the moves

Are the first to say the words

The day I rob a banks the first day I live my life

As an honest man, an honest man

The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank

Is the day I finally get what I deserve