5446 That’s My Number/Ball and Chain

Do you believe I would take such a thing with me

And give it to a police man?

I wouldn't do that, mhmm

I wouldn't do that

And if I did that would you say, "Sir"

And come down and put the charge on me?

I wouldn't do that, oh

I wouldn't do that

I'm not a fool to hurt myself

But I was innocent to what they done to me

They were wrong, they were wrong

But give it to me one time (oh give it to me, yeah)

Two times

Give it to me three times

Give it to me four times

Oh, 54, 46, was my number

Was my number now

Right now, somebody else has that number

One more time

54, 47, was my number

Was my number now

Right now, somebody else has that number

Oh

Say boom, say, one go with him up, yes

Say boom, say, want keep him, keep him on his back, say

Say boom, say, me want to take off her dress, huh

Say boom, say, I've kissed and caressed

'Cause we're jillin' and we're chillin' into the club all night

We're jillin' and we're chillin' into the club all night, buds

Hear the dogs, hear the beat, in the dog pound

DJ, "Lord have his grilled cheese"

Some jealous punk

Snuck up around my back

Tried to take the lovin' over me

Lord I got into a fist fight

And wound up in jail all night

Give it to me one time

Give it to me two times

Give it to me three time

Give it to me four time

People listen up

Don't stand too near

I've got something that you all should hear

All lies

All the lies they told to me

Form a little part of history

I was always taught that boy meets girl

Fall in love, get married and forget the world

Nine months later, sweet baby's on the way

Kiss 'em on the cheek and life's okay

I don't feel no pain

I don't have no time

To listen to conflicting points of view, oh

It's a crazy world to live alone

A ball and chain I call my own

A-ba-na-na-na-na

Woo

People listen up

Don't stand too close

I've got something that you all should know

Holy matrimony is not for me

I'd rather die alone in misery

Because I was always taught that boy meets girl

Fall in love. get married and forget the world

Nine months later, sweet baby's on the way

Isn't that what they used to say?

With a girl that you knew

And the bonds that we grew

Turned into a ball and chain, mhmm

I step into the great unknown

On a ball and chain I call my own

A-ba-na-na-na-na

Woo

Crazy world to live alone

With a girl that you knew

And the bonds that we grew

Turned into a ball and chain, oh

I step into the great unknown

On a ball and chain I call my own, huh, huh

Because marriage doesn't work in the world today

It's an institution that is in decay

And if I have love I wish to portray

I will surely find another way

Because I was always taught that boy meets girl

Fall in love, get married and forget the world

Nine months later the sweet baby's on the way

Kiss 'em on the cheek and life's okay

I don't feel no pain

I don't have no time

To listen to conflicting points of view, whoa

I step into the great unknown

On a ball and chain I call my own

A-ba-na-na-na-na

Woo