Diablo

My lover crossed the river

And that's the route she chose

Heard you can get anything you want

When you go where anything goes

She made her way to Diablo

The most dangerous place on earth

But my girl didn't care too much about that

She was there to prove her worth

She jumped into the fighting pit

Her knuckles pickled in brine

Beat up Guts Mackenzie

Celebrated with a bucket of wine

She fell into the glitter pool

Got whisky in her ear

In the nick of time was rescued

By a passing gondolier

For once in your life

Why don't you throw away all of those plans?

Hand over your eyes

Leap out of the fire into the pan

My lover came back home

With two sore tits and a gappy-tooth smile

Displayed her belt in the hardware store

Told the story of her trial

If you ever go to Diablo

In the lower depths of hell

And live your life in one short week

And return with a tale to tell

Whoo, hey, yeah

Oh, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah

Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, ooh, pa-pow