Pete Jackson Is Getting Married

I can see it all right now

His mom and dad so proud of their son

And his newfound wife

And I wonder if after all these years

Will his dad still give him a pep talk

Before his wedding night?

I can smell his cousin's polo

Mixed with his grandpa's old spice

The Swedish meatballs look so tempting

That his two fat aunts might even fight

Yeah, his uncles have all gone drinking

Highballs and Hamm's Light in the parking lot

And the rest of his relatives are busy just

Tearing up the Manville Elks' Lodge

I can smell his cousin's polo

Mixed with his grandpa's old spice

The mashed potatoes look so tasty

That his two fat aunts might even...

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And on that day

What else could I say? I'd say

"Here's to you staying drunk

Here's to all your good luck

You're gonna need it"