Victoria's Secret

God, I wish somebody would've told me

When I was younger that all bodies aren't the same

Photoshop itty bitty models on magazine covers

Told me I was overweight

I stopped eating, what a bummer

Can't have carbs in a hot girl summer

If I could go back and tell myself

When I was younger, I'd say, "Psst

I know Victoria's secret

And, girl, you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off of girls like me"

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude

I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder

Meant normal human thighs

The fuckin' pressure I was under

To lose my appetite

And fight the cellulite with Hunger Games like every night

If I could go back and tell myself

When I was younger, I'd say

"Hey, dummy

I know Victoria's secret

Girl, you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off of girls like me"

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude

I know Victoria's secret

And, girl, you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off of girls like me

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude

I know Victoria's secret

And, girl, you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off of girls like me

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was never made for me and you