The Battle of Cape Fear River

"In 1718

They cornered Edward Teach

And blew his fucking head right off

On Ocracoke Beach

Blackbeard was a pirate, tough as old boots

Sailing round the seven seas, the queens men in pursuit

They caught him off guard, while he was drinking rum

And engaged him with their battleships and guns

Well Blackbeard looked unshaken, he took a swig of grog

It's gonna take much more than that to stop this salty dog!

But in his heart he knew, that in this foreign land

He'd go to battle one last time and make his final stand

He looked to the sky

The jolly roger raised up high

Four words he did say

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE KING, AHOY!

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE

BLACKBEARD IS MY NAME AND PIRACY IS MY GAME

Many years he'd searched, for evil magic famed

And found an ancient Voudou Queen, bewitchment was her game

He knew his days were numbered, and soon his time would come

By cannonball, or flintlock, or shotgun in the bum

With evil on his side, he set forth once again

Knowing that no force on earth could stop him or his men

And when his death would come, unleashed would be her Spell

And he would claim his throne as the Zombie King of Hell!

A gleam in his eye

His cutlass took those bastards lives

He said the words once more

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE KING, AHOY!

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE

BLACKBEARD IS MY NAME AND SOON I WILL RISE AGAIN

In 1718

They cornered Edward Teach

And blew his fucking head right off

On Ocracoke Beach

His body hit the floor

And Blackbeard was no more

But from the grave he rose again

A pirate ghost of war

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE GHOST, AHOY!

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE

I'VE RISEN FROM THE DEAD

AND I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD - HEY!

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE GHOST"