Watch Your Footwork

Remember Harry Applegate?

Yeah!

He took Cordy on a date

Oh, what a dapper dan

Pearly teeth and tennis tan

Remember him well!

Thought he was a Romeo

Tried to kiss our sis and oh!

Harry ducked but too late

Father bought him an upper plate

Watch your footwork

Better learn to bob and weave

Sister Cordy's got dynamite up her sleeve

What a jab!

Dynamite up her sleeve

What a hook!

Dynamite up her sleeve

Keep your guard up!

Archie Baxter came here twice

First time out he acted nice

Romance was in the air

Oh, they made a lovely pair

Beautiful!

Second date it was a dance

He grabbed her tight, this was his chance

Cordy only bruised that sport

Father settled it out of court

Watch your footwork

Better learn to bob and weave

Sister Cordy's got dynamite up her sleeve

What a right!

Dynamite up her sleeve

What a cross!

Dynamite up her sleeve

Keep your guard up!

Say, do you remember Harvey Drew?

Oh, yeah, captain of the Dartmouth crew

That's him!

A letterman three years

Muscles

Between his ears

Now be generous

While rowing party 'round the lake

A crude advance did Harvey make

A gruesome scene

It happened so fast

Next week they removed the cast

So, watch your footwork

Better learn to bob and weave

Sister Cordy's got dynamite up her sleeve

What a feint!

Dynamite up her sleeve

What an uppercut!

Dynamite up her sleeve