Jingle Bombs (feat. Achmed)

[Verse 1]

Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military

[Chorus]

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, your soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head

[Verse 2]

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk

[Outro]

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you