The Beatings Will Continue (Until Morale Improves)

Another day, another riot

Another fire lighted

Has got you feeling down

They're coming with the cure

And demanding that you try it

I hear it's the talk of the town

A little PMA through pepper spray

To put a little joy right in your day

Bringing cheer in riot gear

All you gotta do is obey

All the rank and file

Take their beatings and smile

As they cross your names off the list

Welcome to the fold

With a choke hold

Preach to the flock with a fist

Sunny days will dawn

At the end of a baton

Turn grey skies black and blue

Remedy the mood

With a blood feud

Here's what you gotta do

Smile at the beatings

All the punches and the greetings

All the blows and the bleeding

(Until you like it)

Smile at being battered

All the bones being shattered

All the blood being splattered

(Until you like it)

Rejoice in all the horror

Until you can't ignore her

And you revel in disorder

(Soon you'll like it)

Grin at the abuse

You've got nothing left to lose

(The beatings will continue)

Until morale improves

Smile at the beatings

All the punches and the greetings

All the blows and the bleeding

(Until you like it)

Smile at being battered

All the bones being shattered

All the blood being splattered

(Until you like it)

Rejoice in all the horror

Until you can't ignore her

And you revel in disorder

(Soon you'll like it)

Grin at the abuse

You've got nothing left to lose

(The beatings will continue)

Until morale improves

(The beatings will continue)

Until morale improves

(The beatings will continue)

Until morale improves

(The beatings will continue)

Until morale improves