Spaz's House Destruction Party

I want to tell you a little story

Aout a party that went all right

But wen't all wrong

I want to tell you a little story

About a party in this song

It happened back in '93

In the Pittsburgh punk rock scene

An event that will go down, in infamy

It was all the master plan

Of one legendary punk rock kid

His name was, 'Spaz', S P A Z

An eviction notice sent to his house

Sparked off an idea

"I should have one last party at my place"

So off he set with his master plan

The invitations in his hand read

You're invited to my house destruction party

(Oh, oh) Spaz's house destruction party

It was chaos with no end

If you we're crazy enough

To make the house destruction party

Then you know, you're lucky that you lived

(Let's Go)

(Hey, hey, hey)

(Hey, hey, hey)

We played there St. Patrick's Day

With submachine and the bad genes

In a basement full of debris

From kicked in doors, broken glass

Kicked in walls the place was trashed

The house was now missing its support beams

The bathrooms had no toilets

Or sinks left in them

There was nothing in the kitchen left to break

Aus rotten spray painted on walls

Drunk punks passed out in the halls

And this was just the second night

Or a three-day long party

(Oh, oh) Spaz's house destruction party

It was chaos with no end

If you we're crazy enough

To make the house destruction party

Then you know, you're lucky that you lived

The cops showed up and all the kids

Wen't piling out the back

I remember running away and hiding out

In the lot behind the squirrel hill Mellon bank

The cop said, "I want to speak

To someone who lives here"

And this punk kid said she did

He asked, "Is this the condition

This house has always been in?"

She answered, " Ah, yeah, it is

(Oh, oh) Spaz's house destruction party

It was chaos with no end

If you we're crazy enough

To make the house destruction party

Then you know, you're lucky that you lived

(Let's Go, Hey)