Sam's Got Him

He was not too hip to the military jive

And then Sam got him

He was not too sharp on the shootin' machine

And then Sam got him

He was sittin' around, not doing a lot

When he got the President's note

Well, it seems the Prez had wrote, "Report", unquote

Now he' s sharp and, no lie, he's a real G.I.

Because Sam's got him

Now he's really a joy, and you must love that boy

'Cause Sam's got him

In his khaki suit, he looks so cute

That the chicks all yell with delight

Mr. Sam, release that man for active duty tonight

"Report", unquote

Now he' s sharp and, no lie, he's a real G.I.

Because Sam's got him

Yes he's really a joy, and you must love that boy

'Cause Sam's got him

In his khaki suit, he looks so cute

That the chicks all scream with delight

Mr. Sam, release that man for active duty tonight