GRWM (eww)

So I met this guy on Facebook

Which is already kind of weird

'Cause Facebook was like, definitely 10 years ago

But like, we met up, and like

It was kind of okay, and like you know

He was wearing a bit of Topman

I thought like, that's kind of fucking stupid

But you know, I gave him a chance

And then he said, "Let me take you out"

And he took me to Wahaca

Like, which, like, okay, if you're not from London

Like I guess it's Mexican?

But like, if you're not from London

That's just fuckin' stupid, and like, I don't know

I guess I'm sounding like a bit of a bitch, but, you know

And then like, I looked at his face

And I realized that like, he hadn't even shaved his beard properly

So half a side was good

Аnd half side was really stupid

And then like, I looked even closer

Аnd he was a fuckin' idiot

(Why do we fall in love?)

(Why did you pretend it was

Something extraordinary?)

(Stop making a fool of me)

(Why do we fall in love?)

(Why did you pretend it was

Something extraordinary?)

(Stop making a fool of me)

So, later on in the day

I'm on this date where I'm wearing all my fancy clothes

And he's dressed in his Topman suit

And some really weird shoes I think he got off Brick Lane

He looks at me, from across the eye

And he gives me this kind of like, little creepy eye face

Where I guess he's trying to flirt

But I didn't really understand it

And then he just looks at me

Аnd he goes, "Do you enjoy sushi?"

Do I enjoy sushi?

Like what a fucking question is that?

Like, everyone likes fucking sushi

And what does that mean?

I just feel like that means you're trying to like

Go down on me, and like, lick me out

It's just a creepy question to ask on a date

You fucking

(Going)

(Keep going)

(Why do we fall in love?)

(Why did you pretend it was

Something extraordinary?)

(Stop making a fool of me)

(Why do we- Ow-wa fall in love?)

(Why did you pretend it was

Something extraordinary?)

(Stop making a fool of me)

Uh, hello?

Who's calling?

Do I know you?

I think I saw you, like

From across the room the other day

But I'm not really sure

You got a really big nose

Sorry, no, sorry, I'm talking to myself

I'm just looking in a mirror

Um, ahaha

That was stupid

I think you got the wrong number

My name isn't Hank

My name isn't Hank

It's GFOTY

(Why do we fall in love?)

(Why did you pretend it was

Something extraordinary?)

(Stop making a fool of me)