Tina

Tina

Saw her this morning on the train

She's playing games

Sometimes she changes the colour of her hair

Or her skin

Does she still wear the T-shirt

With the horizontal stripes?

The one she wore

The night I almost spoke to her

Tina's always attentive to my needs

We're really good together 'cause we never meet

Tina (Tina)

Yes, tonight I have been thinking about Tina

Tina

Do you remember walking past me in the snow? (No)

14 years ago

Or on the escalator last Saturday

You were wearing rainbow gloves with matching socks

What a display of everyday sexuality

Although we've never spoken or exchanged e-mails

We got a strong connection, it just can't fail

Tina (Tina)

Tina (Tina)

Yes, tonight I have been thinking about

Scenes from a marriage that never took place

Although I did once buy a ring

Yeah

Tina

There's tantalising and teasing

And I forgot what I was gonna say to you

Oh, oh, oh, Tina

What are you like?

Tina

There is no alternative

But I got to live (you know)

And I ain't living on my own, oh no

All those places we never met

Near misses your lipstick on my coffee cup

Screwing in a charity shop on top of black bin bags

Full of donations, the smell of digestive biscuits in the air

Welcome back to Dreamland, we all know your name

T-I-N-A, still reads her book on the train

Tina (Tina)

Tina (Tina)

Tina (Tina)

Well, tonight I have been thinking about

Tina