Adult Education

Afternoon in the homeroom

They're about to let you go

And the locker slam

On the plan you had tonight

You've been messing around

With a boyfriend

Maybe better left alone

There's a wise guy that you know

Could put you right

In the lot, the boy that's idling by

Doesn't rev your heart

Cause it's only lonely spots

He shares with you

And the long halls

And the gray walls

Are gonna split apart

Believe it or not

There's life after high school

And that's why the student body

Got a bad reputation

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

What they need is adult education

You're back to school, it's a bad situation

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

But what you want

Is an adult education

Oh yeah

The teacher don't know about how

To deal with the student body

And the underclassmen are

Flashing hot and cool

All your girlfriends care about

What you wear and

Talking about it

Believe it or not

There's life after high school

That's why the student body

Got a bad reputation

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

What they need is adult education

You go back to school, it's a bad situation

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

But what you want

Is an adult education

Oh yeah

They're calling it a preparation

You're waiting for a separation

You're nothing but another odd number

Memories that you won't remember

So you got a little education

And a lot of dedication

But you want a little night school

Maybe some of it'll rub off on you

The boys are busy in the mirrors

Trying to imitate their heroes

You make it with a false surrender

More memories you won't remember

The senior with the junior miss

I wonder what the junior wishes

That she could graduate to adult

That she could graduate to adult kisses

Adult education

Adult education, adult education

It's a bad situation, adult education

Adult, adult, adult, adult education

Adult education, oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Adult, adult, adult, adult

Adult, adult, adult, adult

The high point of low school

Is getting out of there

The low point of high school

Is what you wear oh