Unicron

And I'd like to build a giant machine

That crushes the mountains and burns all the trees

And pees in the desert and dries up the seas

And melts all the ice caps and makes nature bleed

Because I want nature to suffer

And I want nature to cry

And I want nature to spit in my mouth

And I want nature to die

And I want to be a big ball of meat

That bees can buzz around and eat

And feast on my liver and rot out my teeth

And chew on my eyeballs until I'm deceased

Because I deserve displeasure

And I really want to cry

And I think you should spit in my face

Because I am a werewolf