Horses and Divorces

You know that I've said some things about you

And I've done my fair share of sh- talkin' too

Both sides of the fences have gotten defensive

There's always two sides of the truth

Hell just froze over

'Cause we're both at the bottom

Of the bottle and we're findin'

We've got a few things in common

Like horses and divorces and we both like to drink

Maybe we're more alike than we think

I'd ride in on my high horse, you'd still be higher

And a few years ago, you'd have set me on fire

There were chips on our shoulders, but now that we're older

It's all whiskey under the bridge

Hell just froze over

'Cause we're both at the bottom

Of the bottle and we're findin'

We've got a few things in common

Like horses and divorces and we both like to drink

Maybe we're more alike than we think

I can't believe we don't share any exes

'Cause we both love cowboys, and we're both from Texas

And we both love Willie

But, I mean, really

What a- doesn't like Willie?

Hell just froze over

'Cause we're both at the bottom

Of the bottle and we're findin'

We've got a few things in common

Like horses and divorces and we both like to drink

(And smoke and cuss and drink)

Maybe we're more alike than we think