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Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke

It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

You better give us all the money in your treasure chest

Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap

And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic

And all your crew look like lego bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke

It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

You better give us all the money in your treasure chest

Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

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