Everyone Is Gay

If you're gay, then you're gay

Don't pretend that you're straight

You can be who you are any day of the week

You are unlike the others

So strong and unique

We're all with you

If you're straight, well, that's great

You can help procreate

And make gay little babies

For the whole human race

Make a world we can live in

Where the one who you love's not an issue

'Cause we're all somewhere in the middle

We're all just looking for love to change the world

What if the world stops spinning tomorrow?

We can't keep running away from who we are

If you're gay, then you're gay

If you're straight, well, that's great!

If you fall in between that's the best way to be

You've got so many options

Every fish in the sea wants to kiss you

(Muah! Aww!)

'Cause we're all somewhere in the middle

We're all just looking for love to change the world

What if the world stops spinning tomorrow?

We can't keep running away from who we are

And we're all here in it together

We're one step closer to breaking down the walls

Everyone is gay

Hooray! (Hooray)