Alsatian Cousin (2011 Remaster)

Were you and he lovers?

And would you say so if you were?

On a forecourt

On a Friday

Passing my way, oh

Were you and he lovers?

And if you were, then say that you were

On a groundsheet

Under canvas

With your tent-flap

Open wide

A note upon his desk

"P.S. Bring me home and have me"

Leather elbows on a tweed coat, oh

Is that the best you can do?

Oh, so came his reply

"But on the desk is where I want you"

So I ask, even though I know

"Oh, were you and he lovers?"