The Magnificent Seven (Remastered)

The magnificent seven

Ring, ring, it's 7:00 A.M.

Move y'self to go again

Cold water in the face

Brings you back to this awful place

Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too

Must get up an' learn those rules

Weather man and the crazy chief

One says sun and one says sleet

A.M. and the F.M. the P.M. too

Churning out that boogaloo

Gets you up and gets you out

But how long can you keep it up?

Gimme Honda, gimme Sony

So cheap and real phony

Hong Kong dollars, Indian cents

English pounds and Eskimo pence

You lot (What?)

Don't stop, give it all you got

You lot (What?)

Don't stop (Yeah)

You lot (What?)

Don't stop, give it all you got

You lot (What?)

Don't stop (Yeah)

Working for a rise, better my station

And take my baby to sophistication

Seen the ads, she thinks it's nice

Better work hard I seen the price

Never mind that it's time for the bus

We got to work an' you're one of us

Clocks go slow in a place of work

Minutes drag and the hours jerk

(Yeah wave bye-bye) When can I tell 'em wot I do?

In a second, maaan

A'right Chuck

Wave buh-buh-buh-bye to the boss

It's our profit, it's his loss

But anyway the lunch bells ring

Take one hour do your thanng

Cheeesboiger

What do we have for entertainment?

Cops kicking Gypsies on the pavement

Now the news has snapped to attention

Lunar landing of the dentist convention

Italian mobster shoots a lobster

Seafood restaurant gets out of hand

Car in the fridge or fridge in the car?

Like cowboys do in T.V. land

You lot (What?)

Don't stop, give it all you got

You lot (What?)

Don't stop (Huh?)

You lot (What?)

Don't stop, give it all you got

You lot (What?)

Don't stop

So get back to work and sweat some more

The sun will sink and we'll get out the door

It's no good for man to work in cages

Hit the town he drinks his wages

You're fretting, you're sweating

But did you notice you ain't getting?

You're fretting, you're sweating

But did you notice you not getting anywhere?

Don't you ever stop long enough to start?

To take your car outta that gear

Don't you ever stop long enough to start?

To get your car outta that gear

Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels

Came to the checkout at the 7-11

Marx was skint but he had sense

Engels lent him the necessary pence

What have we got? Yeh-o

What have we got? Yeh-o

What have we got? Magnificence (I say)

What have we got?

Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi

Went to the park to check on the game

They was murdered by the other team

Who went on to win 50-nil

You can be true, you can be false

You be given the same reward

Socrates and Milhous Nixon

Both went the same way through the kitchen

Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin

Who's more famous to the billion millions?

News flash

Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie

Oooohh-oww

Bye bye

Buh-bu

The Magnificent Seven

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This is fuckin' long, innit?