Dearly Beloved (Acoustic)

One, two, three, four

Here's a story of an honest man losing religion

Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation

The while praying came a wicked inspiration

Brothers, sisters

This is what he said

"Dearly beloved

(Make no mistake)

Dearly beloved

(Despite our traits)

Dearly beloved

(I've seldom seen)"

I can't relate to you (I can't relate to you)

I can't relate to you

He was the kind of guy who'd always go right out of his way

But more before the crazy notion leapt right into his head

And secretly crept into every mad perception

I can't deny a funny feeling when he said

"Dearly beloved

(Make no mistake)

Dearly beloved

(Despite our traits)

Dearly beloved

(I've seldom seen)"

I can't relate to you (I can't relate to you)

I can't relate to you

Dearest in memoriam

Set phasers to stun

And grab yourself a neighbor's skeleton to lean upon

Did you know him in life?

One filled with regret?

So soon we all forget

We ever met

Do you know my name?

Sing a light refrain

For a man estranged

I won't deny that I'm inclined to isolate

Dearly beloved

(Make no mistake)

Dearly beloved

(Despite our traits)

Dearly beloved

(I've seldom seen)

I can't relate to you (I can't relate to you)

I can't relate to you (I can't relate to you)

I can't relate to you (I can't relate to you)

I can't relate to you