Pecan Pie

[Intro]

(NineOne)

(Omelette du fromage)

(Pay attention moron)

[Verse 1: Handsome Dexter]

Wood grain on a 525

Mag jam packed like pecan pie

Lil wink while I wave goodbye

No sex, get laid in a suit and tie

Got links on the line like Cuban necklace

Pump with the tube extended

Send it, just one shot

Get left with two big holes in the lumbar plexus

[Verse 2: NineOneShots]

Two holes in the back, twin turbo

Red gets spilled on the matte like Mеrlot

Pencil him in 'cause I can't get bookеd

When I'm writing 'em off like Mike Morpurgo

War horse and I'm riding a Porsche

With a portion of fries on the side from the drive thru

Lil sex queen on the line, she's lying on her bed

Appetising, I might just slide through

[Verse 3: Handsome Dexter]

Slide in a Coup De Ville

Aim for the brain, Ima shoot to kill

Hands up like 12 o'clock

'Cause I don't wanna kill time when I loot the till

Name on the plate of the Range

With the limousine tints and the TV screens

In the headrest Grenadine rims and the suede interior

Bumpin' Adele when I'm driving past

[Verse 4: NineOneShots]

Bumped up to the function, brain malfunction

Gone from the Yak consumption

Smokin' on something rare and wild

On the hunt for the late night luncheon

Flex on a bitch like Slinky

Diamonds twist on the wrist and pinkie

Sweet lil' snack and I call her my Twinkie

I got the bag like Tinky Winky

[Verse 5: Handsome Dexter]

I got the bag like checkout

Check in the room and spread out

Spreading the news I've landed

Knock at the door, she's checking the bed out

Bricked up like Lego Land

Tool strapped to the hand, I'm Mega Man

Dazzling broad in a Mitsubushi

She got big sweet buns like a Melonpan

[Verse 6: NineOneShots]

Sweet bun that's sugar glazed

Donuts in the whip with the candy paint

Evisu jeans got the Buddha face

I'm outside in her drive, tell her ándale

Boricua morena

Brown eyes, looks good with her hair up

She be calling me Wesley

'Cause I feel like Blade when I've just had my hair cut

[Verse 7: Handsome Dexter]

And I feel like Jason, Statham

Punching guys in the face, and

Riding around in a blacked out chaser

Slammed with the custom plates in (Yessir)

Gave her the pipe, crackhead

Then dipped in the Hummers, flatbread

Matching chickpea beige

On the custom wraps with the straps in the flatbed

[Verse 8: NineOneShots]

Strapped up like orthopaedics

Stepped inside and I taught her Swedish

Hej där, sug min kuk

I get nothing but head baby, call me Beavis

Sup bitch, what's crackalackin'?

You'll never find this cracker lackin'

Springfield tucked in a Simpsons bumbag

They Szyslak I'ma fanny pack 'em

[Verse 9: Handsome Dexter]

Cali pack, I'm sparking it

While I run through twins like Osama did

Car so low got stuck on a bump

In a car park when I tried parking it

Peel skin with banana clips

I'm banging my shell like Obama, bitch

Blood stains on the bathing apes

Had to use Sodium Bicarbonate

[Verse 10: NineOneShots]

Buy carbon fiber rims

For the Dodge Viper I've been driving in

Isn't a carpool, still girls diving in

Because my neck chains flooded with the diamonds in

Spoil her no, Number 5 Chanel

On the back of the Firebird, I'm fly as hell

Keep a Nina by the speaker in front of the footwell

Wanna run when it rings like the fire bell