I Wanna Know

Keep on running or Leafy's gonna get away

Bluskadooed her way to Yoyleland, she escaped

Gather 'round to figure out who's gonna join the game

(Won't be the dead ones)

Rules change, spin the wheel, now we're switching teams

One is bigger than the other, seems fair to me

Gelatin hones it in: Who's the host gonna be?

(Yeah, who? I wanna know!)

Wheel oozin' team's losing, Donut's booted first

To the Locker of Losers and the view's the worst

Get digging, Dora, Yoylestew's what we're after

(The ingredients are underground!)

Dora's out, kill some bugs that have a deadly sting

The sky's HPRC brings 'em back: DING! DING!

Teardrop's out but she isn't missing anything

(Battle for Nothing)

W.O.A.H. Bunch makes a farm that impresses the box

Book and Ice Cube won't swing, Pin is feeling wronged

Match stays, all the teams are trekking on and on

(Get in the van, van, van, van!)

Evil Leafy won't make like a tree and leaf

No more snow and almost everyone's deceased

Everybody crank the HPHPRCC

(Break time! Girls only!)

FreeSmart drives through the Yoyle City streets

Match is flung, they climb upward to the summit's peak

Puffball can't help but betray her team

(She really loves prizes!)

Ten years pass, where did all of the time go?

Big shock, speaker box is still on the globe

Puffball learns that prizes aren't the point of the show

(Now she's banished to the LOL)

Thank you, Lewis, we couldn't go on without you

Built a new loser chamber Rocky gets thrown to

Oh my gosh, sabotage, Firey it won't do

(Baby's first taste of failure)

Paint the Eiffel Tower, made the whole gang pink

Play charades in the trash compactors, make 'em think

The Underworld is creepy, why does nobody blink?

(Ring around the slammer)

Ice Cube's face is so beautiful, let's make a team

Fries is riding solo, it's not how it should be

I scream, you scream, we scream for ice cream

(Spongy, Spongy, Spongy's out)

Ice Cube wins the prize, Pin wins the face-off

Flower takes the wheel, since PSB got laid off

She puts metal to her petals, players take off

(Jack eats a lot of mud)

FreeSmart's back, Ice Cube's out, bugs host for the day

Ruby's sisters want a gem grad in her place

Abstract Pin and Coiny have a deep exchange

(There's a pic of Jack & jelly fries)

The WTF-ers see the cityscape

Coiny finds Pin's body, but she's sealed her fate

Firey carefully types in Leafy's name

(Huh? What? Who?)

Pin's back, one half robot, one half brutal revenge

Golf Ball tells TB to invent to the end

Now couple up, climb the islands, and sing us to bed

(You're a filthy friend)

Every gemstone in the game just got given the boot

Shrink down, touch lead, then recover your crew

Balloony has a big vision for what to do

(I know, we're gold)

Bomby bombed bad, racking up the most dislikes

FreeSmart, W.O.A.H. Bunch, Needle has two sides

Like a Nickel, flying in on a balloon ride

(The trinkets were not underground!)

Pencil's written out, but she gets a new role

Meaning Book just lost her leader, now she's all alone

Needle's stretched thin, so she joins a new duo

(FriesMart, how original)

Space, time, past, present, they're all one in the same

If only Nickel could use Yoylite to stay in the game

Teams merge, let's purge all the friendships we've made!

(SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!)

Needle's out to win it, Pin lights it all up

Fries escapes to water with the hosts on his buns

The super fan fish monster makes you find items

(EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG!)

Sabotage is in the air, turns out Coiny's still mad

They duke it out in space then the spaceship crashes

Now they're both on the chopping block, it's so sad

(All of this over an ugly farm!)

I wanna know, who's our host gonna be?

The viewers all voted and you wouldn't be-leaf

Pin's out, but that oozy yummy island's her dream

(If she can't have it, no one can!)

This territory is flag-tastic!

Flag-destroying could be too drastic!

But being a winner feels like magic!

Smaller cap equals less plastic!

Woody fills a gap we all had in our hearts

Pin flies into magma and she loses her parts

Does anybody else think TB's trying too hard?

(And Book lost, but like, no duh!)

Woody steals the show, and he steals the prize!

Coiny doesn't know, but we told him bye-bye

Every LOL-er gets a little bit of screen time

(I really love advantages!)

Tennis Ball's lambasted by his ball BFF

Needle learns the Power of Two—I mean, a friend

The glass road explodes, how is this gonna end?

(Book wins, I take it back)

No one wants to host, so the last three make do

The HPRC uses some bugs and a dude

Needle bakes a cake with the help of her crew

(They were on her team once)

This ball is at-yeast 40 billion tons

TB, Book, and Needle climb the cake and get flung

Evil Leafy (BMS), Needle cooks her right up

(She's not really dead though)

Book travels to the edge of the world as we know

Twin stars, blue eyes, and the rest of the votes

TB gives up 'cause it's his time to go

(Gosh, now there's only two!)

Who's our winner gonna be?

Yeah, who? I wanna know

Will it be a FreeSmarter or a (3 teams said at once)

One's fast, one's kind, but who got the most votes?

(Yeah, who? I wanna know!)

Needle swapped, swapped, swapped till she hit every team

Book lost every challenge, but she couldn't be beat

Needle played with everybody, Book was so darn sweet

(Please, please, I wanna know!)

What means more: Being a foe or a friend?

Their spirits almost broke, broke, broke, but they bend

The last final two didn't get their prize in the end

But we'll still try to do this again