Long Haired Country Boy

People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon

'Cause I get stoned in the morning

And get drunk in the afternoon

Kinda like my old blue tick hound

I like to lay around in the shade

And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made

'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'

If I cant get it on my own

If you don't like the way I'm livin'

You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Preacher man talking on T.V.

Puttin' down the rock and roll

Wants me to send a donation

'Cause he's worried about my soul

He said Jesus walked on the water

And I know that it's true

But sometimes I think that preacherman

Would like to do a little walking too

But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'

If I cant get it on my own

If you don't like the way I'm livin'

You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

A poor girl wants to marry

And a rich girl wants to flirt

A rich man goes to college

And a poor man goes to work

A drunkard wants another drink of wine

And a politician wants a vote

I don't want much of nothin' at all

But I will take another toke

But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'

If I can't get it on my own

If you don't like the way I'm livin'

You just leave this long-haired country boy alone