Happy Hour (feat. Charlie Bawles of Skitzofreniks)

[Verse One: Louis Logic]

Open the flood gates to where the drunk stays

My crib is more like a liquor store that's open on Sundays

[Charlie Bawles aka Checkmark]

And I got one way to look at life, through empty green bottles

Seems all I wanna do is bang brews and teen models

Team motto? Rep Red Star and stay true

Furthering the gap between us drunks and J. Crews

I drink booze in school, had a flask in class

Tapped kegs, broads and backboards and mastered math

[Louis Logic]

I'm like a nasty brat when I don't get my way

Open the gates so somebody's getting broken today

They on the nuts so much it's like they hoping I'm gay

These poor punks will get their store front closed for the day

[Checkmark]

Me being sober Fridays?

That's like Da Brat liking dudes

Type to strike a move

All about cash, mics and brews

That's right ya lose

Cause your flow couldn't stop the man

That'll clap you with a bottle till your dome look like Rocky Dennis

[Scratch Hook] {x2}

"Budweiser in the daytime, Heineken after nine

And hit your record after record and rhyme after rhyme" - Sadat X 'Rockin It'

"Featherweight contenders surrender" - Inspectah Deck 'R.E.C. Room'

"No question"

"Chill count to ten, and bring me back a Heineken" - Black Sheep

[Verse Two: Checkmark]

I get a 12 pack of Heiney's and a couple of stouts

Enough to get your girl drunk when I bust in her mouth

The type to

Smuggle about 20 beers to a movie

Brews Brother number one

AKA Palmer Brewsky

[Louis Logic]

And slam backboards, stand back boy

I'm coming through, Brews Brother number two

Running down the street drunk, in Spider Man underoos

On the news wilding

Kicked out of a dive for becoming too violent

[Checkmark]

I strum a dudes violin with a bottle cap

Swallow tabs in front of broads and XO my cognac

In a Pontiac with an open container

Cause I don't care y'all

My real name is Charlie Bear Bawles

[Louis Logic]

We'll prolly tear y'all a new butt hole with this one flow

Then hop the chain and bounce on the run from Columbo

Now the pigs in the station house wishing they knocked me

Cause I came to town chasing down chicken like Rocky

[Scratch Hook]

[Verse Three: Louis Logic]

When Louis Logic and Sir Charlie are served barley and malt

Run up the tab on the bar keep, it's hardly our fault

Cause I drink so fast I always spill some on my lap

That's why it's so hard to perform cause I'm drunk when I rap

Or something like that

[Checkmark]

I muffle your DAT, sabotage your whole show

Sad ya got a catalog of old flows

Mr. Cattle Prod Hoes, stab a broad slow

Charlie Bawles, God's flow, in Babylon with bomb 'dro

[Louis Logic]

And the jabber jaw pro

Y'all can call me Dr. [?]

Cause I always ask the class if they brought so vodka for me

Today's lesson is how to tell obnoxious stories

But if I don't get a sip of some liq's, I'm not performing

[Checkmark]

Toss the door man a $20 and I sneak in a case

And pour some brew on the coochie just to sweeten the taste

Give me a beat with some bass, I have the place rocking

Battle crews for brews and win more cases than Cochran