Slip Slop Slap

Slam a goanna up yr gash

You festy fuckin' skage

Yr wombat cracked a fat and he jizzed onto me leg

Hold on to yr chokos

Cuz' yr roo just dropped a poo

She flopped her flaps out of her pouch

And slopped em on me shoe

Slip slop slap

Or we'll slit our sloppy slots

Slip slop slap cuz' the buck stops here

Me dingo ate yr baby but yr baby was a fuck-up

She shit into my damper

And she burnt my bushells cuppa

She waltzed with my Matilda

Then she fucked her in the anus

She filled it up with fire ants

And fuckin' tried to blame us

Slip slop slap

Or we'll slit our sloppy slots

Slip slop slap cuz' the buck stops here