Beer Ain’t One

Silverado broke down, Roscoe ran off, I can't quit dipping

My boot blew out, that sink is backed up there in the kitchen

I lost a hundred on a spread on the boys in Dallas

My ex moved into a penthouse palace

It's been one hell of a week, I know just what it needs

12 ounces, sittin' on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile sippin' on suds

Drink going down, world looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got 99 problems, but a beer ain't one

Nothin' holds my hand, nothin' kisses my lips

Does what it does to me

Fits in like a glove with my friends at a bar

At a game, in a kooziee like

12 ounces, sittin' on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile sippin' on suds

Drink's going down, world's looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got 99 problems, but a beer ain't one

Yeah, but this one's getting low

When the rain's coming down and the sun ain't shining

That silver bullet is my silver lining

12 ounces, sittin' on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile sippin' on suds

Drink's going down, world's looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got 99 problems, but a beer ain't one

99 problems, but a beer ain't one

I got 99 problems, but a beer ain't one