Brand X

People love their cars,

People love their dogs,

People hate themselves,

It's the magic of the marketplace.

I'm uncomfortable in my own skin

Nothing ever goes right, i'm a bad person

Turns code into feelings,

I wanna crawl up the ceiling

U-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi

You're hideous and boring

So why don't you just buy something.

Bends our alienation

Into a masturbatory

Fantasy

The most meaningful

Nothing

It's magic

Everyone went fetal

Don't give your tamagotchi more food than it can handle,

It'll eat itself to death.

I pledge allegance to my lotto dreams.

Those safety bears keep your bed wet.