That's What I Do

Hello, everyone!

Do you want your child to get real smart?

A little bit of math, here or there

I've got just the place for them to start!

Watch out for the ruling master!

Beware, he's getting faster!

Refrain from making noises

That man's a saboteur

Hear the slaps from down the path

Just to avoid his wrath

Now, the professor wants you in his grasp!

Get your prize!

Won't you come on in?

Into my schoolhouse?

Stay the course and follow through

I'm slowly coming after you

I'll bring the punishment

That's what I do!

You know it's true!

I've been tripping

Over myself too much

Basic mathematics

Seemingly growing out of touch!

Feeling kinda sick of running

Clock's been looking kinda funny

Thinking about home

As I forever roam

With danger of detention lurking everywhere I go!

Two plus two equals?

Well, that's easy, that's just four!

Either that, or the answer's on the floor!

Wow, great job! (wait, what was that?)

Three more notebooks left to go

But, my energy is getting low!

This curriculum, it blows!

I should've been home so long ago!

Five notebooks down, got two more to go!

I've done so much math that my brain will explode!

(Wow!)

You can't get out, even if you already knew how!

Every answer you get wrong

I will be sure to sing my song

As long as I get you to tag along

You will belong!

Stay the course and follow through

I'm slowly coming after you

I'll bring the punishment

That's what I do!

My life is on the line

I'm running out of time

In this locker I find myself in to avoid his crimes

I'm feelin' fine

Despite my struggling to stay alive

Will it be over by tonight?

The walls are getting bloody

My mind is falling me

Can't stand up on my feet

Save me from Mr. Baldi!

Don't wanna hide and seek out

Exits from this creepy creep

I've gotten way too close

Jeez, I hate this the most!

I guess that I will not leave here!