Carp

Time: it's always there but not on my side

Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes

Time: it's time to go to work and go to school

I see a fucking problem here

Get up get dressed my friends it's time to go to work

Fuck that, ha ha

I think I'll stay in bed instead

Work: Oh boy it's fun to sweat

Work: Is it fucking lunch time yet?

Work: I'm sorry boss my car won't start

I see a fucking problem here.