Femininomenon

Same old story, time again

Got so close but then you lost it

Should've listened to your friends

About his girlfriend back in Boston

You sent him pictures and playlists and phone sex

He disappeared from the second that you said

"Let's get coffee, let's meet up"

I'm so sick of online love

And I don't understand

Why can't any man

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a fem...

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a-

(Uhm, can you play a song with a fucking beat?)

(Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

(Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John

(Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on

(It's a fem) it's a femininomenon

(Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

(Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John

(Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on

(It's a fem) it's a femininomenon

So let's say it's working out

You pretend to love his mother

Lying to your friends about how he's such a goddamn good lover

Stuck in the suburbs, you're folding his laundry

Got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry

Crying at the nail salon

I'm so sick of online love

And I don't understand

Why can't any man

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a fem...

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a-

(Dude, can you play a song with a fucking beat?)

(Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

(Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John

(Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on

(It's a fem) it's a femininomenon

(Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

(Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John

(Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on

(It's a fem) it's a femininomenon

Ladies

You know what I mean

And you know what you need

And so does he

But does it happen? (No!)

But does it happen? (No!)

Well, what we really need is a femininomenon

(A what?)

A femininomenon

(Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

(Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John

(Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on

(It's a fem) it's a femininomenon

(Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

(Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John

(Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on

(Did you hear me? Play the fucking beat!)

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

(Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John

(Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on

(It's a fem) it's a femininomenon

(Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

(Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John

(Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on

(It's a fem) it's a femininomenon

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a fem... (It's a femininomenon)

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a fem (fem, fem, fem)